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Joke of the Day

"What is a chiropractor's favorite chemical element? Knee-on!"

"I didn't want to believe my father was stealing from the transportation department. But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"What is the difference between and joke and two dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."

"DOCTOR: ""I'm calling to notify you of your outstanding balance."" ME: ""Thanks! I do yoga."" DOCTOR:........"

"What Do you call an alligator in a vest? An a investigator."

"I have a friend who says he's a pothead but only takes one hit and then he's stoned. He's not a pothead, he's a mari-wanna be."

"I look fat. Can you give me a compliment? You have perfect eyesight."

"What did the one continental plate say to the other after the earthquake... not MY fault"

"*puts on mistletoe hat* *casually walks by you multiple times*"

"Like a Boss - Employee Gets Owned! Boss: ""Send me one of your funny jokes."" Employee: ""I'm working at the moment. I will send you one later."" Boss: ""That was fantastic! Send me another one!"""