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Joke of the Day

"Bad Mother Mick, do you think I'm a bad mother? My name is Paul."

"Why did the chicken cross the state line? He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a six-offender!"

"So, I was waiting for my dad at the bar for a reunion He walks in and asks ""Hey son, how's it going with the ladies?"". ""Its not the going with the ladies I care about , it's the coming""."

"Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?? She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet."

"A creationist puts his glases on and says: ""Evolution can't be real, just look at the human eye!! It's too perfect to be just chance!"""

"Apparently, Emma Watson is to star in the movie adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey. If this turns out to be true, by the end of that movie my peni$ will be fifty shades of purple."

"There are two types of people in this world: Those that can extrapolate information"

"How do you keep a blonde busy? Write ""Please turn over"" on both sides of a page and hand it to her."

"I'm like Harvard. Hard to get into, but once you're in, everyone is super impressed."