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Joke of the Day
"Two kittens are on a slanted roof, which one slides off first? The one with the least mew."
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"Girl: ""My first time having sex was a lot like the 100 metre dash..."" Boy: ""What, over in ten seconds?"" Girl: ""No, eight black men and a gun."""
"Why is the area between a woman's breast and hips called a waist? Because you can easily fit a second pair of boobs in there."
"What's concurrency? Fake money they use in prisons."
"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year and it's down a chimney."
"What's the difference between between a pizza and a black person? A Pizza can feed a family of four *Still courtesy of my Comrade Ivo*"
"Wanna hear a joke? A joke"
"Raise your right arm before you click. *tickle tickle tickle*"
"Waiter: How did you find your steak sir? Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!"
"A roman walks into a bar, holds two fingers up and says ""5 beers please"""