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Joke of the Day
"Two kittens are on a slanted roof, which one slides off first? The one with the least mew."
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"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob"
"A hillbilly tells his parents he won't marry his fiance because she is a virgin. ""If she isn't good enough for her own family, then she isn't good enough for ours!"""
"What do French people call a bad Thursday? A trajeudi. I'll escort myself out now....."
"A woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm Nice pig says the bartender. It's a duck she says. I was talking to the duck says the bartender."
"Orange: Knock knock Apple: Who's there? O: Orange A: Orange who? O: Orange you glad I didn't say Banana? A: Yes! That guy is the WORST!"
"If you use your alarm to look for your car in a parking lot someone will eventually help you find it by yelling ""It's over here you idiot!"""
"A barber applied for a scholarship at the barber's academy He didn't make the cut"
"Sometimes I wonder how vegans can survive off what little they can eat and then I remember they just feed off attention."
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide"