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Joke of the Day

"Desi Videshi SMS and Jokes Find and Read funny, hilarious desi videshi SMS and jokes. Enjoy your time."

"How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a cab?"

"Just when I think I'm 100% against the death penalty, I see a bright yellow hummer taking up two parking spots."

"What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses."

"""Meh-eh-eh. Meh-eh-eh"" - Apathetic goat."

"A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, ""Can I park here?"" ... ... ""No"" says the cop. ""What about all these other cars?"" ""They didn't ask!"""

"I came home the other day to find my girlfriend dipping twenty dollar billsin batter and frying them. I said, ""There you go again, frittering ourmoney away!"""

"So I've decided that my Wi-Fi will be my valentine. Idk, we just have this connection."

"The leader of my weekly therapy group told me that doing positive things gives you happiness. So now I only have sex with hookers who say they're positive."

"Why didn't the two introverts go camping? Because it's two fucking in tents."