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Joke of the Day
"If there was a male cow made out of earth... That would be terrible."
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"Before you judge somebody, you should walk a mile in their shoes.. That way you're a mile away from them, and you have their shoes."
"I always thought Americans should say ""B"". Because Canadians say ""Eh"", and Mexicans say ""Ci""."
"What do you call a jewish black man? Hanigga"
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"How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!"
"Really, 6 more inches of snow today. My front yard is getting more action than me."
"What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher? Two days."
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"What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party? He gets the cold shoulder."