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Joke of the Day
"GPS: You're not really lost, you just want someone to talk to."
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"Q: Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down? **A:** He did it for the *lullz*"
"What do chinese people do when they have an erection? they vote"
"A little haiku about finals. I am really fucked. Where did the semester go? Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck"
"Nutella is made with hazelnuts, milk, real cocoa and pure evil."
"When is a pig an ecologist? When he recycles garbage into ham."
"Do you like oranges? Well I am bad at colloquialisms! How you like them oranges?!?!"
"Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said ""What are we going to do?"" The other replied ""Quick turn the car into a side street."""
"Looking to sell me theremin. Haven't touched it in years."
"Sorry I mixed 50,000 instant pudding packets into your above ground pool"