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Joke of the Day
"Looking to sell me theremin. Haven't touched it in years."
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"Two men were talking about their wives The first man says ""My wife is an angel."" The second man says ""You're lucky, mine's still alive."""
"What's red and fucks old ladies? Me, in my lucky red jacket."
"What do you call a rapist in the friendzone? A stalker."
"Why did the apple cross the road? To get to the other cider."
"While we frantically work to solve the budget crisis, a much bigger threat looms. Cats are running out of funny photo poses."
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
"I'm no scientist, but if that ebola virus is communicable, that means WE CAN TALK TO IT."
"Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!"
"What's the most common blood type in Taiwan? Type A."