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Joke of the Day

"Helen Keller walks into a bar... Then a table, then a chair."

"On the news tonight they said a skull-fucker was on the loose... everyone should keep an eye out for him."

"Why do hunters make better lovers? - They penetrate deep into the bush... - They shoot at least twice... - They eat what they shoot..."

"What do you do when your nose goes on strike? Pick it! (Picket)"

"If a cow laughs, does milk come out his nose?"

"*daughter grabs 50 shades of grey* NO! *smacks it out of her hand* ""I want to color!"" ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK ""But daddy-"" DON'T CALL ME THAT"

"I saved a bunch of money on car insurance By switching to reverse and fleeing the scene"

"what's better than roses on your piano? tulips on your organ."

"OMG you guys, my penis is doing the most adorable thing right now!"

"Hey, have you heard about.... A gladiator whose arms and legs been cut off in a fight? Well, I heard that he's been disarmed and defeated."