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Joke of the Day
"Confucius say....... ........woman who fly in plane upside down, crack up."
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"So I was in Jerusalem and a man was trying to sell me a gold watch... I kept telling him I don't want it. It looks too fake, not real gold. He looked at me and says ""It's not fake, Israel."""
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? You put it in the microwave until its bill withers."
"What joke has sebadoh for a punch line? A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery."
"So what do you do for a living? Im in organ trafficking. Fu** ! Dont you have a heart? Was that a critic or an order?"
"Relationship Status: Even my alarm clock stops responding to me after I bang it"
"Did you hear about the guy who got hit on the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."
"Whatever you do, always give 100%... Unless of course, you're donating blood."
"You ran a half-marathon? Wow! Half congratulations!"
"People used to dress as monsters for Halloween. Now they dress as characters from shows you don't watch."