74576
Joke of the Day
"Confucius say....... ........woman who fly in plane upside down, crack up."
Next Joke
"How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags."
"Once at church I opened my eyes during prayer and saw Jesus riding around on a wolf making sure everyone's eyes were closed."
"Redneck yoga. What did the redneck say to the yoga instructor when she asked him to leave the class? Nahimastay"
"The UN general assembly."
"A new report has concluded that dog owners are more outgoing than cat owners. Hardly surprising. You have to take a dog for walks."
"The iPhone 7 is an of all trades Sorry, I meant ""jack of all trades"" but there's no more jack."
"Just ate my last pair of edible undies, I guess it's time to get groceries."
"What is the new LGBT flavor enhancer for cunnilingus? (wait for it ... wait for it ...) creme brulee"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Early punchline Early punchline who? ......"