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Joke of the Day

"So what do you do for a living? Im in organ trafficking. Fu** ! Dont you have a heart? Was that a critic or an order?"

"One of my students told me he was drinking formic acid to settle his indigestion. After all, I suppose it is an *ant* acid."

"Mary had a little lamb... ... and the doctor fainted."

"My doctor prescribed me some anti-gloating cream... Now all I want to do is rub it in."

"I'm well pissed off with my neighbour today. Yesterday he kept playing the same Lionel Richie song over and over at full blast. I wouldn't mind normally, but it was all night long."

"9/11 Jokes aren't funny. The other 2 however, are hilarious!"

"""what do we want?"" ""faster Internet!"" ""when do we want it?"". Loading..."

"6-year-old: Where did the tornado go? Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where? Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy?"

"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? **Juan on Juan.**"

"Her: I like the man-horsey in this film. He's hot. Me: Centaur. H: What? M: Centaur H: Is that his name? M: I want a divorce."