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Joke of the Day
"Whatever you do, always give 100%... Unless of course, you're donating blood."
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"I'm glad chocolate bars come with resealable packages, so I can eat half now, and the other half 1 minute from now."
"There's a thin line between word and world."
"""You have a very large package downstairs."" I really need to work on how I word things to the men around this office."
"Quoting famous dead people on the internet is stupid. ~Confucius"
"What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around? Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!"
"3 men were on a boat.. And all they had were 4 cigarettes. Unsure on what to do, one of them throws a cigarette overboard. Now the boat was a cigarette lighter."
"Man and a duck... ...walk into a bar. ""ouch"" ""quack"""
"1000 shrinks donate hair samples to create genetically optimized SuperShrink for Donald Trump He he..."
"What is a Jews favorite part of porn? The moneyshot"