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Joke of the Day
"You ran a half-marathon? Wow! Half congratulations!"
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"If I see someone is too drunk I take their keys. Not for safety, they're probably blacked out and just won't remember I stole their car."
"What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife? Oh, you don't know? I won't ask you to wipe my bum then."
"It just occurred to me that you could substitute Miranda rights for wedding vows. Verbatim"
"My face is so oily I'm afraid the U.S. is going to invade it"
"What do you call a ghost on the Internet? e-erie."
"Didja hear that Hershey's is bringing out a new LGBT candy-bar? They're callin it a Lady Bruce."
"This bathroom attendant is a little overzealous. I can shake ""it"" myself. Also, I am not in the bathroom."
"Dark humor? Is slightly darker humor acceptable for this sub? Just wondering..."
"What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot... You fucking racist"