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Joke of the Day

"You ran a half-marathon? Wow! Half congratulations!"

"2 gay guys and 2 lesbians are Going to the beach. Who gets there first? The gay guys because they packed their shit the night before."

"What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors? A free upgrade"

"Why did the skeleton leave the party? Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that)."

"How's Bud Light like having sex in a canoe? They're both fucking pretty close to water."

"What do you call a short Mexican? A paragraph"

"The worst number in the world. 6.9 it's 69 interrupted by a period"

"9: How old was I when I was 3? me *grabs hammer* *smashes college fund jar*"

"A nice way to tell someone their breath stinks, ""well I'm bored,let's go brush our teeth"" in mid convo"

"My friend said onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at him."