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Joke of the Day
"What has got 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and a half of a fish."
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"Harry S. Truman walks into a sushi bar and orders a Nagasake bomb."
"If you see a woman holding Fifty Shades of Grey, smile and say ""congratulations on your first book!"""
"What's the most beautiful thing in Advanced Physics? A passing grade. :)"
"Did you hear Wells Fargo has a baseball team? They are really good at stealing homes."
"What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo? A leaf. The rope catches the emo."
"I can't find my Camel, it's gone! It's camelflage was too good"
"My girlfriend asked me how I viewed lesbian relationships... Apparently ""in HD"" wasn't the right answer."
"I pledge allegiance to the Pizza and to the taste for which it stands, one Circle under sauce, with ranch and breadsticks for all"
"[Listening to Hungry Like the Wolf] 10yo: When did this come out? Me: Hmm...'82? 10: 19 or 18? Me:..."