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Joke of the Day
"My son ran away again, but it gets worse. He changed the wifi password before he left."
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"Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game? Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry"
"What did the left leg say to the right leg? Between me and you, we can make a lot of money."
"Did this dude really just say, ""Why don't you make like a tree and leaf"" to me? Fuck you. Why don't you make like a toilet and eat shit?"
"I'm surprised that more people don't shoot at the signs on Target stores."
"Sex is like bowling It can be great by yourself, but it's always better with multiple people."
"I've been waiting for this moment ever since I got up... goodnight!"
"How do farmers party? They turnip the beets!"
"There's this app on my phone that makes me look ugly. It's called ""Camera."""
"There's a fine line between the numerator and denominator Only a fraction of people will find this funny"