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Joke of the Day
"So my son ate the baby Jesus out of our Nativity scene. Now we wait for the religious movement."
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"You know what's cool? 0C"
"I'm always Frank & Earnest With Women In Chicago I'm Frank in New York I'm Earnest"
"How can we make people tell the truth? ""Lets make them put one hand on a book & the other on their chest. That'll scare the shit out of em"""
"A cop pulled me over and said ""papers"". I said, ""scissors, I win"" and drove off."
"How do you get to Shepherds Bush? Up the Shepherd's leg!"
"""If you work hard, you can break barriers."" - Kim Kardashian West (genuine quote)"
"Yes or no question On a scale of 1-10, what is your favorite color in the alphabet?"
"My husband asks too many questions. ""Who is Steve?"" ""Why does he call all the time?"" ""What's this bill for a hotel room?"""
"Have you heard about the kleptomaniac that robbed that fish market? They say he did it, ""just for the halibut."""