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Joke of the Day

"What is a misogynist? A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist."

"Girl, you can call me RNA II Polymerase ... ...cuz I'm gonna unzip your genes"

"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down her sneered at me and I thought, well that's a little condescending."

"If Obama was really Kenyan he would have won the race by now."

"Not quite feeling myself today. I'm going to see if booze helps..."

"I am so good in bed.... I can stay there all day long"

"What do you call a Russian snake that's eating its own tail? An ouroboris"

"My eyesight improves if I strap an address book to my face. I wear contacts."

"A man told his friend: ""After 12 years of... ...therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'"""

"Apparently, Donald Trump is currently being treated for Electile dysfunction and premature congratulations. Isn't it Hillaryous!"