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Joke of the Day
"What is a misogynist? A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist."
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"SPOILER ALERT: In the book ""What to Expect When You're Expecting,"" it's a baby. You're expecting a baby."
"Did you ever hear about that movie constipation? No? Well that's because it never came out"
"What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale? ""It was an absolute steal!"""
"Wat does it take to bring down a tower theses days What does it take to bring down a tower these days 4 terrorists and a 747"
"A man said to me ""hit me with your rhythm stick you four-eyed sod."" That's just adding insult to Ian Dury."
"What do you calls sushi in Serbia? Nishikori"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later baby not."
"A person's tongue immediately becomes a toothbrush after you mention ""teeth"" in a conversation."
"Getting your identity stolen is a nice reminder that at least one person out there has it shittier than you & wants to trade places."