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Joke of the Day

"At what point in potty training do you give the child a toy smartphone?"

"Why is OP's mum like a bowling ball? Because she gets picked up, fingered and thrown down an alley then still comes back for more."

"speak, three languages you are trilingual, two, bi-lingual, what do they call you if you only speak one language? American"

"What's the difference between a gay and a microwave.... You can't brown a sausage in a microwave"

"[NSFW] I asked my roommate if she would suck my cock after I cleaned it... The dirty cocksucker said no!"

"Q: How did a blind woman pierce her ear? A: Answering the stapler."

"What is the only way to stop Donald Trump? A Cruz missile."

"LPT: Laminate your index cards when studying. Not only does it prevent smearing, but the teardrops actually roll right off."

"I bet when spiders see those fake green cob webs on Halloween they must be like ""Ugh, tourists""."

"I guy stumbled into a bar..... ...**OUCH**"