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Joke of the Day
"What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes? Flip flops"
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"The pigeons behind my apartment are fighting for claim to half a rain soaked hotdog. Fighting me."
"Why was the doctor stressed? He was losing his patients"
"What's the difference between lobsters and crabs? I don't *have* lobsters!"
"I've ended up encountering much less porridge than I had expected I would as a child."
"What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger? They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done."
"It's ok to believe in life after love. Cher if you agree."
"Her: *leaving seductively, slowly dragging fingertip across countertop* Mgr: What'd she want? Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts?"
"Idea: A Transformers movie that can transform into a much better movie."
"No matter how kind you are... No matter how kind you are, German kids are kinder."