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"How do you get a fool to read something? Mark it as NSFW"
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"I love when I open my dryer door and money falls out instead of my cat."
"What did one sausage say to the other? You are the wurst."
"Why do French people eat no more than 1 egg per meal? Because one is un uf."
"I didn't know what to wear the the premature ejaculators meeting... So I just came in my pants."
"Knock knock Who's there? Not victoria"
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"My least favorite branch of the military is the Girl Scouts, they can't fight for shit."
"Mark Zuckerberg says he wears a grey t-shirt everyday because he doesn't want to waste time on things that don't matter. He runs Facebook."
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died."