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Joke of the Day

"How Old Is Your Father Teacher: ""How old is your father?"" Boy: ""As old as me."" Teacher: ""How can that be?"" Boy: ""He became a father only when I was born?"""

"40 years later: - Grandpa, sing me a song of your youth. - Oppa Gangnam Style. Opp, opp, opp, opp!"

"For my new year's resolution I will stop replying to funny jokes I hear by saying LOL"

"So many Jehovah's Witnesses and yet still not a shred of Jehovah's Evidence."

"When I was a kid I thought I had a Chinese friend But it was just my imaginasian."

"I recently submitted my resume to Sony But they canceled the interview"

"I just ordered a chicken and an egg off Amazon.... I want to see which one comes first."

"I would tell a good chemistry joke right now But all of the good ones argon"

"What's the reason my shower isn't working? You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure."

"[during sex] HER: this isn't working out ME: *putting sock puppet away* was it something he said?"