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Joke of the Day
"I found some dignity. If no one claims it in 24 hours, I'm keeping it."
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"Cowboy . . . and no vet How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick? He was a little hoarse."
"A joke my Google pixel told me Two fish are in a tank and one says to another,""how do you drive this thing"""
"Ur hot plz marry me. *no reply* OH MY GOSH SORRY FOR THE POCKET TEXT LMAO"
"How do you start a racist joke? With a small million dollar loan from his father."
"Burger King's full name is Burger Luther King Jr."
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, this one doesn't"
"I'm a pretty neutral guy. I find it hard to choose sides. I mean, I have an uncle who drives a truck for Pepsi and a cousin who sucks dick for coke."
"Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of three? Because it says ""No Trespassing""."
"Date: You don't look anything like your profile picture Incredible Hulk: THE BUS WAS LATE"