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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of three? Because it says ""No Trespassing""."
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"My son, 5, scared of the thunder. I told him that was silly considering the sun could explode any day, killing us all. Think that helped."
"How do you spell Canda? C,eh,N,eh,D,eh"
"My friend died from eating too much waterfowl I thought he had lived a good, happy life He told me that he was full of Egrets"
"Mom, mom, everyone at school says I have a big mouth... dont listen to them honey, but bring the shovel so I can give you your medicine."
"Why would anyone still use traditional sms text messages when you can just use WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free? It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!"
"What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes? A TV Tropism."
"A Mexican Magician says he will disappear on the count of three... He starts counting ""uno... dos.."" and *poof* he disappeared without a tres."
"Parachuting is probably the best way to put your life in the hands of a backpack."
"Still suddenly panicking that you haven't done your homework on Sunday evenings, despite being in your thirties"