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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, this one doesn't"
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"I've bought tickets to all One Directions upcoming gigs.They're not my cup of tea but the tickets say The Doors open at 7:15 and i love them"
"There are two kind of women in this world. Those who get mad about everything, and those who get mad about nothing."
"Q: What do you call a clock on the moon? A: A lunartick."
"'I'm really excited about the Pixar cowboy figure I got for my birthday.' 'Woody?' 'Not quite that excited.'"
"If Pluto isn't a planet because it's too small... then do you really have a penis?"
"Water leak. No water for 2 days. Then the plumber cut the cable line. No internet. No TV. 2 stinky teenagers. Send wine and bail money."
"My body is a temple, please leave pizza and tacos at the altar."
"when i was 17 my bucket list was ""buy a house"" & ""marry a tycoon"" now i'm 27 it's ""tickle a baby hedgehog"" and ""learn Beyonce choreography"""
"What's the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset? The variables aren't necessarily related."