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Joke of the Day
"What's big, gray, and doesn't matter? An irrelephant."
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"Just found my birth certificate. Ugh, it's official: I've gained weight."
"Moses, Jesus and Muhammad are walking into a bar. Cries the barkeeper: ""If this is gonna be a joke that guy has to stay out!"""
"What do you call a guy that never farts in public? A privet tutor"
"My daughter's boyfriend left his wallet here. I put girls names & numbers in it. Later today I'll ask my daughter if he has change for a $20"
"I invented a new word It's called plagiarism."
"What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison to go to Death Valley to shoot up? A high low small medium at large."
"Knock knock... Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I come in? (My 3 year old told me this one.)"
"I wait tables with an obnoxious ex-mechanical engineer... ...he's always going on and on about the restaurant's utensil modulus."
"Hickory dickory dock Three mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one And the other two got away with minor injuries."