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Joke of the Day

"Date: You don't look anything like your profile picture Incredible Hulk: THE BUS WAS LATE"

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"I fell off a 50 foot ladder yesterday. Luckily I was on the bottom step."
"Sean Connery was an excellent carpenter. he even wrote a book... ""Shelf help."""
"About 90% of people do not know the opposite of these words... Always Coming From Take Me Down"
"What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team? The guy would survive the first round."
"Today in band we played a japenese piece... I bombed it."
"Idea for a male strip club: Call it the Rock Hard Cafe... I think the rest is self explanatory."
"The last time Twitter was down I realized it didn't take 6 hours to poop."
"It's okay if you didn't notice that I switched my beard trimmer's setting from 6 to 5. The difference is stubble."
"OOO! XOX. XXX!! - Reviews for ""TicTacToe, The Movie"""