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Joke of the Day
"How do you start a racist joke? With a small million dollar loan from his father."
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"Hey Bradley Cooper's eyes: the most beautiful sky imaginable called - it wants it's color back"
"Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because the parrots-eat-'em-all"
"What's the hardest part about winning crossfit? Being 5 foot 6"
"Aaron Hernandez just got convicted...... From Tight End to now Wide receiver"
"The seven dwarves are sitting in the bathtub, feeling happy... ...so, Happy gets out."
"""Sorry I put my nuts on your desk."""
"Where does the General keep his armies? In his sleevies."
"[first day as diving instructor] Guy [from the back]: what's the signal for a shark Me: sharks don't really give signals they just show up"
"Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares."