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Joke of the Day
"I wish my parents ran when they heard The Rolling Stones. Now they're stuck under a pile of rocks."
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"Iron Man is technically a FEmale. I will downvote myself on the way out...."
"How's havin' a dick? It comes in handy."
"Dyslexic, you say? How do you spell that?"
"Final Destination 5"" ...well someone doesn't understand the meaning of ""Final."""
"Can you ""pray away"" asparagus pee?"
"As soon as I plugged in my laptop, all my files became unreadable. I guess power corrupts."
"What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists? Microscope"
"There are two types of people I can't stand. Nosy people, and people who won't tell me what the hell they're whispering about."
"What did Timmy get for Christmas? Cancer"