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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists? Microscope"

"My girlfriends father wouldn't let us sleep together when I stayed over at her house Which is a shame because he's very attractive."

"What did O say to Q? Put that thing away, there's kids around here"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino....."

"Never be ashamed of yourself. That's your parents job."

"What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines? an airbroosh"

"I'm going to open up an opticians that also sells jewellery and handbags It'll be called Assess your eyes."

"I want to donate a large amount of money to a rape clinic I wont take no for an answer."

"If u stand in the pouring grain.... Your gonna get all wheat!"

"What to you call a fat computer? A dell"