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Joke of the Day

"There are two types of people I can't stand. Nosy people, and people who won't tell me what the hell they're whispering about."

"Q: Why did the traffic light turn red? A: Because it saw the other one changing!"

"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking in tents!"

"You know you're drunk when the cat barks."

"What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea? An incurable romantic."

"A lot of woman actually turn into good drivers So if you're a good driver watch out."

"Dried grapes are getting really expensive... I heard they're raisin the price"

"makeup beauty Omg = oh my girl so cute next morning without makeup Omg = ohh My God omg/omg = life without wife"

"How does Harry Potter get down a hill?.....He walks Jk Rowling"

"What did the spice say when it was told it wasn't flavourful enough? ""Oh come on, I'm only cumin!"" I was so proud when I came up with this jewel."