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Joke of the Day
"Final Destination 5"" ...well someone doesn't understand the meaning of ""Final."""
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"Whoever you are, you can't deny that Harry Potter & the Fallopian Tubes sounds like a legitimate title. Don't act like you wouldn't read it."
"[auditions for laundry detergent commercials just so I can splash brightly colored food on myself on purpose]"
"If I have offended you, hurt you, belittled you in any manner, then I want you to know that I was only just getting started."
"My signature sandwich is called ""Hamnesia"". I forget what's in it."
"What does walking on a broken suspension bridge and getting head by a gay-guy have in common? It goes well aslong as you don't look down."
"What did the shoes say to the pants? What up, britches?"
"""I have parrot-like reflexes."" ""Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"" ""Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"""
"What does it mean when you're on a date and he pushes you in front of a bus?"
"If we've gone swimming together you can be certain that at some point you've swam through my pee"