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Joke of the Day
"Iron Man is technically a FEmale. I will downvote myself on the way out...."
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"What kind of a belly button does a German car mechanic have? An Audi"
"If only life could be like the movies!* *i.e., every time someone gets a nosebleed it means they'll be dead soon"
"Why won't Goldilocks drink a glass of water with eight pieces of ice in it? It's two cubed! :)"
"How does a blonde man get really rich,stupid and a candidate for president ? small loan of 100 million dollars"
"Toads and choads What do toads and choads have in common? They both taste a bit swampy"
"If a tree falls in the woods and the wife's not there to witness it, it'll be my fault when i get home."
"Whats the ducks favorite drug? QUACK"
"Teacher : Do you know the reason Manchester United lost to Arsenal ? Student : Manchester United lost because their defenders were Young, Small and Blind"
"What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters? Fire."