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Joke of the Day
"How's havin' a dick? It comes in handy."
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"""daddy I hear footsteps on the roof, it must be Santa"" *checks santa tracker* new zealand? *grabs frying pan and knife* go get in bed, son"
"What do you call a unicorn that's had its horn removed. Eunuchorn"
"I just put a cat & a mouse in a cage and I must say, this is nothing like Tom & Jerry."
"I knew someone who poured milk before the cereal..... He was a cereal killer"
"What do you call a set of computer generated jokes? A comedy subroutine"
"I already won the lottery. I'm a white male born in the USA."
"What's the difference between frat guys and dogs? A dog has a better understanding of no."
"Every time I walk into a store with my dad Worker: ""Can I help you?"" Dad: ""No, he was born like that."""
"A man asks his wife ""Why don't you tell me when you orgasm?"" She said ""I don't like to call you at work""."