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Joke of the Day
"Dyslexic, you say? How do you spell that?"
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"Let's try something different: How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet? Has that been tried yet?"
"What do you call a Russian road with a KFC and lots of prostitutes? The Road of Bones"
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $60 to have a chickpea in my face."
"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year."
"How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fruit salad."
"Want to hear a joke about ghosts? That's the spirit!"
"He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris ... dies."
"Siri, does this look infected?"
"Why are there no awards for excellence in betas? Because no one wants to be the master beta tester."