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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball."

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam. You can't peanut butter your dick into someone's ass."

"My wife said ""You only love me because my father left me a million pounds."" ""That's not true, I'd still love you whoever left it to you"""

"I don't understand Fox and Friends. No one on the show is named Fox. Are they friends with a TV channel?"

"Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead."

"An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a priest, a rabbi and Adolf Hitler walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"PATIENT: How tough was medical school for a dog like you? DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy"

"BREAKING: Emotionally disturbed man gets into Trump Tower. He was stopped by security, but not before being named a senior advisor."

"Someone should make a food app that connects to your bank account and only lists restaurants you can afford, could call it Welp"

"Sean Connery doing a knock knock joke (X-post from /shubreddit) Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery"