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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING: Emotionally disturbed man gets into Trump Tower. He was stopped by security, but not before being named a senior advisor."

"What's got 90 balls and screws old women? BINGO!"

"All the people upset over same sex marriage didn't seem to mind when Paula Abdul was openly dating a cartoon cat in the late 80s."

"Sometimes Jesus appears on toast, sometimes pancakes, sometimes waffles. Always on breakfast food. Why? It's the most important meal."

"What type of train can a ginger not ride? A soul train"

"They say no two people can see a color the exact same way so does that mean color is like A Pigment of your imagination"

"Who looks after the EuroDisney website? Mick e-mouse."

"What's long and green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."

"What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'? I've been flamed!"

"People are saying that the Kardashians think Khloe's new boyfriend doesn't love her. They think he's simply using her to be famous or as they put it, ""Welcome to the family."""