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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand Fox and Friends. No one on the show is named Fox. Are they friends with a TV channel?"

"Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had a boner"

"Wife: Have you seen my razor? Me: [with only one eyebrow] I have not"

"Caller: Operator! Operator! I don't know what's wrong with my phone but I can't make long distance calls any longer! Operator: Don't worry. Your long distance calls are long enough already!"

"Why did the fishermen buy a new pole? Just for the halibut."

"what do you call a Cow with no legs? ground beef. what do you call a cow with three legs? lean beef. what do you call a cow with two legs? your mother."

"what did the emo say to the dull razor? Sorry old friend... You just won't cut it"

"I had a date last night. Such an underrated fruit."

"Bungee Two friends watching Bungee Jumping. 1st friend: Do u wanna try? 2nd friend: No way! I was born bcoz a rubber broke... Don't want to die for the same reason!!!"

"If you're French when you're outside and Dutch in the hallway, what are you when you're in the bathroom? [X-Post r/dadjokes] European. My dad said this one earlier today."