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Joke of the Day

"PATIENT: How tough was medical school for a dog like you? DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy"

"What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral? The corpse."

"What do you call a fish poop born out of wedlock? A bass-turd"

"I met a guy with a tattoo on his penis that said ""Shorty"". When he got an erection, it said ""Shorty's Truck Stop Chattanooga, Tennessee""."

"My favorite part of the date is when I tell her that I want her to have my kids. And then I give them to her, all 3 of them."

"When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris."

"So 3 mods and a user walk into a bar [deleted]"

"If God was a mathematician God: Homosexuality is a sin! Human: But why? God: Cos"

"Two Jews walk into a bar... they buy it."

"If I ever get kidnapped, my plan is to just talk non-stop about Lost until they see that I'm very annoying, and they return me to safety."