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Joke of the Day
"How did I get out of Afghanistan? Iran."
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"Did you hear about the LEGO truck that crashed on the highway? Authorities are still trying to piece everything together..."
"I bought a fancy new clock radio today. It cost me alarm and a leg."
"Love every corner They said you will find love in every corner. I must say my life is in a circle"
"""I want a lady in a sheet and a creak in the bed"" -haunted house designer"
"Hi, you're through to the Incontinence Hotline... Can you hold please?"
"Islam? No. Is pork. That's not Halaled."
"What do you call it when you kill a queen bee? Pesticide."
"I love how Xanax spelled backwards is retard"
"My black friend asked me if there's a colored printer in the library... I said ""Shit man, it's 2016 you can use whatever printer you want!"""