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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead."
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"I'd stage an angry protest against Scott Brown & the death of health care reform, but I can't afford to get hurt."
"What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past? Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)"
"According to the law it's not appropriate to put a bounty on my boss. I actually thought it showed great initiative and leadership."
"Shopping at Walmart to test my immune system."
"How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America? By occident"
"As a CBT enthusiast I asked to see a dominatrix but she said she was too busy She put me on the grating list"
"3 Bears This is a joke my father told me. Once upon a time, there were three bears. They came across a girl with pink hair, it made them so mad... They moved."
"What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color? GINGER."
"What dogs are best for sending telegrams ? Wire haired terriers !!"