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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a female peacock? A peacunt"
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"Am I the only one that tests ""forever"" postage stamps by smothering them with a pillow?"
"What's the opposite of a somersault? A winter pepper."
"I kept getting my shin badly grazed by the pedal of my bike when I was was a kid, that was one vicious cycle."
"Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it."
"[adrift at sea] CLOWN: no worries, we can use this helium canister to propel us to shore ME: *really squeaky voice* we need a different plan"
"I was watching the film, 'A Perfect Murder,' with my wife She told me she was getting scared. ""Is it the storyline?"" I asked. ""Not really,"" she replied. ""Stop taking notes."""
"What do you call a blonde who dyed her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence"
"A nice buttocks. A *great* butt listens."
"I saw my neighbour jogging at 1am this morning and said ""It's a bit late for you Kathy, isn't it ?"". She said ""I couldn't sleep"". I said ""That's not what I meant, you fat b*tch""...."