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Joke of the Day

"I saw my neighbour jogging at 1am this morning and said ""It's a bit late for you Kathy, isn't it ?"". She said ""I couldn't sleep"". I said ""That's not what I meant, you fat b*tch""...."

"The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it."

"How do they launch a champagne factory? They throw a boat at it."

"what is brown and sticky? A stick"

"Whisky won't fix your problems... But it's worth a shot!"

"Why can't an IT guy be a doctor? Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Why do they have fences around cemetaries? Because people are dying to get in."

"Put the punchline in the title How to ruin a joke."

"What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page? Alt+Right"

"When people ask me about my hobbies, I tell them I'm into birdwatching, photography and meeting new people. It sounds better than stalking."