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Joke of the Day
"Am I the only one that tests ""forever"" postage stamps by smothering them with a pillow?"
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"How much of this ""no more tears"" shampoo do I have to feed this baby to get it to stop crying?"
"Black magic is kinda racist, but it's better than nigga wizardry"
"Did you hear about the cat that wanted to be a justice on the Supreme Court? Just kitten."
"I believe in karma which means I can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it."
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist fuck"
"Tampons What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they're both stuck up cunts."
"We attract people who are reflections of ourselves. So beware of anyone who wants to be with you when you're an emotional wreck."
"Germany 7 - 1 Brazil"
"You pick up the phone: ""Hello, this is the IRS.."""