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Joke of the Day

"What an upset manly clock with boobs says to another manly clock with boobs who doesn't arrives in time for their homossexual dating? You man nipple lated me"

"What did the policeman say to his stomach? ""You're under a vest!"""

"Once upon a time, there was a Mexican family... that had only Juan kid."

"What do you call a prostitute playing bingo? A bing-hoe."

"WRITER: A drifter & a rich lady fall in love WALT DISNEY: Can they be dogs? WR: A woman steals a couple's baby WD: Can the baby be 101 dogs?"

"What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? -A widow."

"I argued constantly with my boss, so in the end I got the sack And buried him in it."

"What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and.... ....I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore."

"My mum brought a stepladder home yesterday, but it's just not the same as my REAL ladder."

"The last time I twisted the night away it resulted in two law suits and a medicare plan."