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Joke of the Day
"My mum brought a stepladder home yesterday, but it's just not the same as my REAL ladder."
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"You can call me a ""simpleton"" if you choose. But I ask you this. What is that. What is simpleton, is that like a good or bad thing, not sure"
"Before I had my son, I used to hate kids. Now I just hate yours."
"It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do."
"My friend got a pretty bad haircut I told him it would grow on him"
"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish... And you are missing out on a lucrative business opportunity."
"Breaking News ..... international womans day postsponed until tomorrow , as they haven't got anything to wear"
"Dark humor is kinda like food.... Not everyone gets it."
"So I attempted to set my new password to p3n1s... It told me that my password wasn't long enough."
"Why did Hitler commit suicide? ...he got the gas bill"