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Joke of the Day

"My mum brought a stepladder home yesterday, but it's just not the same as my REAL ladder."

"CNN has confirmed that aliens might actually be involved in the disappearance of Flight 370. At least two illegal immigrants were caught on camera boarding the plane."

"Score! I just landed my summer job for this year - working at the zoo, circumsizing elephants They said the hourly pay isn't great, but the tips are ENORMOUS!"

"The band 1024 Megabytes is coming to town. It's their first gig."

"You shouldn't make racist jokes about Asians who cant drive when its raining Its a slippery slope"

"why do birds sudenly appear every time you are near and how do u always manage to fit that many birds in ur mouth to begin with"

"What is the most popular breakfast at the World Trade Center? A plane bagel."

"Wife said since she got bangs she misses her eyebrows. I told her to think of her bangs as one big eyebrow. I shouldn't talk anymore."

"What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man? Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up."

"mermaid procreation how does a mermaid give birth? sea section"