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Joke of the Day

"Once upon a time, there was a Mexican family... that had only Juan kid."

"What do pancakes and kids have in common? The first one usually gets screwed up."

"I went into a bar and ordered a Bin Laden Two shots and splash of water."

"how to you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? you wave at her."

"*Sniffs* ""Spring in the air!"" ""Why should I?"" *ba dum tss*"

"50 cent filed for bankruptcy he only had 50 cents"

"A duck goes into a drug store He says gimee some chap stick put it on my bill"

"What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy? A nice tight seal"

"I hate being that creepy guy outside your window, but damn girl it's 7:30 already. You're gonna be late for work."

"LPT: If you are a minor, get rid of your bathroom mirror so you won't see yourself naked and accidentally get arrested and registered as a sex offender. Spread the word."