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Joke of the Day

"The old lady at the bank An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance. So I pushed her over."

"What do you do when your nose goes on strike? Pick it! (Picket)"

"What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware? Potato!"

"What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour? Everything's gonna be all white."

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar.. One says to the other: ""I can't believe I just blew 40 bucks in there."""

"Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands in the air. But how would I catch them?"

"I hate people who take drugs. Like customs officers."

"I just read a book about a girl who escapes from her parent's dispiriting home. It's a runaway best seller."

"I nicknamed my urethra, Franklin."

"If one horse is in the corral, running around the perimeter of the fence,and another horse is running free in a field, which one is singing, ""Don't Fence Me In""? Neither. Horses can't sing."