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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a prostitute playing bingo? A bing-hoe."
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"Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said ""Look at that dog with one eye!"" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes ""Where?"""
"I'll be signing books at the library tomorrow from 2-4pm (or until that librarian calls the cops again). Come on out!"
"What do you call a nation of programmers? A developing country"
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"A Duck... ...didn't walk into a bar."
"Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again."
"How did the butcher introduce his wife? 'Meet Patty!'"
"Kids, you can grow up and be whoever you want ........ it's called identity theft."
"A feminist asks ""what's your view on lesbians?"" I say ""420p can't afford platinum."""