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Joke of the Day

"I argued constantly with my boss, so in the end I got the sack And buried him in it."

"Why dont Muslims play Dota? Because techies respawns"

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist asshole"

"I want to become an artist I heard there's a lot of monet in that business"

"what's the difference between oral and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal makes your hole weak."

"Buddy Valastro wears too much makeup. He seriously cakes it on. aaaaaand I'm leaving so fast I forgot my shoes."

"Dave was hard at work It was really quite awkward for his female coworkers."

"him: what did you do all day? *steps aside to reveal 12 cats taped together* Me: it's a purrrramid!"

"A three legged dog walked into a saloon. Said..""I'm looking for the man that shot my Pa."""

"What do you do when a bird shits on your windshield? Don't take her on a second date."