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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? -A widow."
Next Joke
"Wife: I left the kids with you for a half hour & they dumped 3 pounds of sugar in the dryer trying to make cotton candy. Me: Did it work?"
"Approximately how many cows does it take to stock a grocery store with beef? Most of them won't even show up to work, but if you can get them there, two should be able to handle the job."
"Why can't black people steal from Jews on Yom Kippur? NSFW Dey fast"
"What did Mike Tyson say when he saw mold? That's growth."
"Twerking is the crocs of dancing."
"An old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor. He ordered a banana split. The waitress asked, Crushed nuts? No, he said. Arthritis."
"I used to think I was smart, a life-long learner. Turns out I'm just confused all the time."
"Staples is attempting a hostile takeover of its rival Office Depot. Office Depot has retaliated by snapping rubber bands at Staples."
"Apparently I have a black person in my family tree... If you look in my backyard he's still hanging there!"