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Joke of the Day

"WRITER: A drifter & a rich lady fall in love WALT DISNEY: Can they be dogs? WR: A woman steals a couple's baby WD: Can the baby be 101 dogs?"

"Do you Karen promise to love and to cherish Mark, always put the toilet paper on the roll over the top, and not leave crumbs in the butter?"

"I like my women the way I like my coffee. Tied up on the back of a donkey."

"Without that little voice in your head, you wouldn't be able to read this."

"What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go to the store without Robin."

"What is the most sensitive part of your body when you are having a wank? Your ears."

"My signature move at parties is flirting with a cute guy for half an hour before realizing he's actually a bag of Cheetos"

"What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit? OP delivers."

"Kinda rude the way this hedgehog is running away from me when I'm trying to stick cheese on his spikes."

"Who names hurricanes? Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy?"